Category Archives: Original Humor

Another Dead Sea Scroll Found – Unleashed

The title to the scroll was, “What was that guy on.. that was talking to the bush?

As I was wandering through the desert in search of a peyote plant, I came across a burning bush that spoke to me.

I didn’t understand it because apparently it was speaking to me in Bushanese, a long lost language.

So, after watching the bush burn into a pile of ashes, I left in search of a translation!

I was SHOCKED!!, when I found it!

The burning bush had said “Put me out and I will tell you where you can find the peyote plant!” — Doh!!

This is where I realized that if I would have just listened to the voice in my head that was instructing me to do the obviously right thing, then I would have put the bush out which would have saved me a lot of time.

–The moral behind this story:
God grew these plants for a reason!
So, while we’re trying to figure out what that reason was,
Please enjoy responsibly!

–The moral behind the moral of this story:
If you come across a burning bush, put it out. That way you can always come back, at any time, to talk to it!

–The moral behind the moral of the moral of this story:
If we work with nature, it will work with us!

It was discovered that this scroll was actually written by a squirrel!
This was the second miracle of the day!

The first miracle of that day was!
A bush actually sunk to the level of a human being and spoke to it!
—-“BAD BUSH!”—-

Didn’t have time to post a regular today so a little humor! 🙂

Have a Great Day!


Only in Our Illogical Society Is This Possible – Unleashed

About 5 years ago, living in North Bend, WA, sharing a house with 2 other people, I was walking though the living room and one of my roommates was watching a series that was based on trying to find Bigfoot!

I normally don’t watch this stuff because if they were real, with the fact that almost everyone has a cell phone with good quality picture and video capability, there should be a ton of very clear pictures and videos to support an idea that has been going on my entire lifetime!

And whether it is True or not, it doesn’t change my life any, so I prefer to either watch something that interests me or find something constructive to do!

But something caught my attention, so I stopped to watch it!

They were announcing that they had invited onto the show a 20-year Professional Bigfoot Tracker!

I could just hear in my head all of their viewers ooo’ing and ahh’ing like my roommate, even though there was nothing that had actually been said yet that was impressive!

So, I was waiting for the punchline of him having caught up to Bigfoot, in order for him to have acquired the title as a ‘Professional Bigfoot Tracker’!

The punchline was not what I had expected and the reality of it caused me to have to leave the room because I was laughing so hard!

The ‘Professional Tracker’ admitted that he had never caught up to or personally seen Bigfoot!

Apparently, their viewers weren’t as bright as that cold and shiny piece of coal in the campers firepit!

With millions of viewers, they had to have known something about their viewers before they even attempted to pull that rabbit out of the hat!

I give this guy an A+ for persistence towards a goal for that long, but when a guy fails at something for a full 20 years, then a more appropriate title would have been ‘Professional Failure At Tracking Bigfoot’!

The fact that he has earned this title through 20 years of total failure, is beyond me, because he is tracking something that he can’t even prove exists!

This idea opens up a lot of doors!

I could see them in 20 more years handing out awards to a bunch of ‘Professional Trackers’ that have never caught up to what they were tracking.

..And this 20-year Professional Tracker has been tracking ‘Tribbles’, and this one over here, she’s been tracking ‘Smurfs’, and this one…. OMG, he has been tracking ‘Darth Vader’, and this one over here, oh wait, we’re sorry Bob, but you have only been tracking ‘Alf’ for 19 years!  Just 1 more year, we believe in your ability to fail at this, you can do it, and you will be able to join the ‘Elite Ranks’ of our Internationally known ‘Professional Trackers’ who are all going to get their group photo on the front of ‘Rolling Stone’ magazine entitled, ‘If you ain’t smoking something, your probably not going to get this’ and ‘just turn to the last page of our magazine for this Featured Article’!

Had I known this was even possible, I would have combined 20 careers, failed at everyone for 20 years, while becoming the first man ever to become a ‘Professional’ in so many categories!  Yaye Me!! 😊

Have any of you seen the movie ‘Idiocracy’?

That movie predicted a future like this!

Have a Great Day!

The Truth Has Never Been Clearer

“Let’s laugh at life,

While we live to laugh,

So that each day,

Will bring a funnier tomorrow!” – Doug Chandler

#ActuallyAutistic #Unleashed #Evolution #God #Truth #Church #Indoctrination #Inspirational #Motivational #Intelligence #Honesty #Autism

Autistics Enhancements Over the Rest of Humanity Explained – Part-1 – Unleashed

  1. This is why Autistics emotions are suppressed!

Indoctrinations in the world today have gotten to be so intense that no one has had the mental strength to ignore those indoctrinations that use your own emotions against you!  Advertisers and others are now in households putting unnatural thoughts and ideas into children before they have even learned how to speak!

Autistics won’t just simply accept these indoctrinations because they were told to do so!

Since they are not blindly accepting this corruption into their own minds, they are maintaining a clearer thought process that makes them more intelligent than the rest that did accept those indoctrinations without question!

(Notice something about this trait?  The first thing Christ taught was to question everything and to not accept anything in ignorance!  So, one of the first things built into Autistics is a ‘Christ’ like attribute!  Whether you believe in Jesus Christ as a man who did the best that he could to bring awareness to the people of his time or not, it really doesn’t matter because what we believe never changes the Truth!  Someone should have told the church that a long time ago… lol)

2. Autistics think for themselves and use logic to determine if something is True or not!

They have an enhanced strength of using logic on everything which is Great in today’s world of illogical ideas.  The only way you can get an Autistic believing in a religion is by convincing them to blindly trust someone and to stop using their ‘logical thinking’ they have been gifted with. 

God gave them a stronger sense of logic for a reason and once they stop using it their own intelligence will start going downhill because they aren’t meant to just accept unproven or illogical ideas.

To Be Continued…….

I will continue this with ‘Autistics Enhancements Over the Rest of Humanity Explained – Part-2 – Unleashed’

and will explain even more of the enhancements that Autistics have been given.  Although I am Autistic, I am one of the only ones that wasn’t actually born with these Evolutionary Enhancements, as much as I wish I was.

Have a Great Day!

The Truth Has Never Been Clearer

  • “Let’s laugh at life,
  • While we live to laugh,
  • So that each day,
  • Will bring a funnier tomorrow!” – Doug Chandler

#ActuallyAutistic #Unleashed #Evolution #God #Truth #Church #Indoctrination #Inspirational #Motivational #Intelligence #Honesty #Autism

Please Read This First Before Browsing Through My Blog

I write on many different subjects and if you find that a subject is starting to get you confused, please stop and move on to a different subject or give yourself a little while to process what you have already read.

There are controlling aspects within our society that purposely try to keep the masses confused because when we are confused, it is much easier for them to manipulate and control us with ideas that don’t logically make any sense.

If we are confused all the time, then most of us will just accept what we are being told without any questions.  They like it that way.

I, on the other hand, want to help you start clearing your mind so you can take back and very quickly have total control over your own thoughts without ever being manipulated by them again.

I have written several papers on different ways to ‘clear up the clutter’ within our minds so we can use that mind-space more efficiently and you will be able to increase the speed at which you process information (Intelligence).

I am not the greatest at writing and what I try to do is explain my thoughts in a logical format so that it actually makes sense.  I prefer you to actually think for yourself about what I am writing so that you can develop some truths of your own to use as a building block to start expanding your own mind.

Society does the exact opposite.  They pass on lies expecting you to believe them without any question, or without thinking for yourself.  Society always avoids going into a description of a lie because in order to support a lie, you must lie even more, and by doing this it will usually make the original lie that much more obvious.

As a society we have been passing on ideas, or lies, for almost 2,000 years and because when we expand ideas on lies themselves, we must lie even more which means we have gotten further and further out of touch with reality as time has passed!

Have a Great Day!

“If you can believe in yourself,

But focus on helping others,

Then you have the ability,

To change the world!” – Doug Chandler