Category Archives: Thoughts

The Fall of The Church – Unleashed

The fall of the church is inevitable and they can cry and whine all they want since they are so good at that! πŸ™‚

It’s ok, learning from the 2,000 years history of the church and how they have done absolutely nothing but destroy over 100+ generations of people for their own profit, is the sick reality of that history!

Some times you must wonder how stupid people can be, to believe that BS, after that long of a history of absolutely nothing, even though they have ALWAYS taught that God was just around the corner to their believers!

Sorry guys, but God has been ‘window shopping’ on mars for the past 2,000 years! He tried to buy that ‘doggy in the window’ on credit but alas, he has no credit because the church has forgotten for 2,000 years to deposit money into his account that they have been collecting for those 2,000 years!

Damnit Church, maybe if you’d follow through with your money collecting and sent your God some, he could afford a shuttle to Earth!

Then we could all look forward to your God wearing tights and doing his best ‘Peter Pan’ impression, looking like Gandolph, coming down out of the clouds, bitching at us just like the church does!

It should be very entertaining to say the least! πŸ˜›

I wouldn’t really expect him to ever show his face though because the church’s god Fears his own judgement! Last time I saw him he was hiding from Nature behind the second pew back! Not only that, if Casper could actually show his face, he already would have!

Just an observation!! LOL πŸ™‚

Have a Righteous Day!


Random Thoughts And Humor

Random thoughts mostly from the past week!

“When you write on ideas that offend people,
Simply because they take it personally,
That just means,
That it was meant for them!” – Doug Chandler

I have grown up under the ‘Original’ guidance of Jesus Christ and have now become the ‘Modern Day God’ that he had struggled to become! πŸ˜›

The Church preaches against Pride, but then they constantly practice what they preach against!
So, I like to antagonize them while making them prove my point!

My brothers (Christ) last thoughts were….

“Life is short,
When you are,
Hanging around,
On a cross!”

“By doing something constructive
We can accomplish Great things,
By doing nothing constructive,
We become a waste of space!”

“To Think Big,
We must ask ourselves,
What we can do for others!
To Think Small,
Just ask yourself,
What you can do for yourself!”

“We are the result,
Of the choices we make,
So if you ever want to improve,
Just start making better choices!”

“Simplicity is the KEY to Intelligence,
While Complexity is the KEY to Stupidity!
One day you will be surprised,
To understand how True that really is!” – Doug Chandler

In the REAL world,
Life is to short,
To be a Whiner!

If anything I say pisses you off, that is OK.
This just means that you have taken it personally.
This is a good thing because I have got your mind in motion.
Now you are going to be thinking about it until you get a clue!

Sorry for being so Honest!

I have bowel movements whenever god reaches down and gives me a big hug!
I guess he doesn’t know his own strength!

When I go to appointments, I always seem to forget something when I leave!
Just the other day I went to the dentist to get my last tooth cleaned!
On my way home I had that feeling once again that I had forgotten something!
Sure enough, for the second time in a row, I had forgotten my underwear there!
Not a very professional business if they can’t even remind their customers to take all their clothes with them when they leave!

They say, “Once you go black, you’ll never go back!”
I love my 3 creamer, 2 sugar, 1 hot cholcolate, flavored coffee!
I’m glad that saying came with a warning!
Or I might have gotten stuck drinking bitter coffee for the rest of my life!

From one ex-pornstar to another,
Its not the size that matters,
Its how you play golf with it!
Because 18 holes in a row can get very tiring!

Back in the day we were healthy alcoholics!
We would fill a barrel with cut up fruits,
Pour in a bunch of different types of whiskey/hard liquor,
Let it soak into the fruit,
Then get completely wasted off of eating fruit!
For those born yesterday, πŸ˜›
It was called a Spodie!

“It’s how we take our failures in life,
That defines who we are!” – DC

I got into an argument with myself the other day and I won the argument!
That was a first!

The last Political debate I saw on TV was of Trump and Biden!
I just thought it was the NEW Beavis and Butthead series!

Have a Laughable Day!

Food For Thought

I’m currently writing a book that is the accumulation of Jesus Christ’s and Buddha’s common teachings, plus the morals from the Bible, ALL broken down into todays wording for easy understanding! The end result for anyone who takes this Inspirational and Empowering book seriously will be their own ascension into a thought process that is above what Christ’s level of thought was!

I will warn you though, be careful with it because you will think you are becoming God because your thought process will start becoming so much faster than anyone you know, that it will blow your mind!

Christ got himself killed over these thoughts! Although Crucifixion isn’t a common solution to resolving problems in todays world, you might find this thought process can get you into a lot of other problems if you don’t understand that anyone is capable of reaching that point, which kind of brings you down to the reality that if anyone can think like this then eventually it will just become the ‘normal’ in society!

I hit that point and got past it a couple of years ago! Thank myself I didn’t get myself crucified! LOL πŸ˜›

Anyways, I’m rambling on about the Truth as I usually do!

So, back to ‘Food For Thought’!
I’ve noticed than when I write and am trying to think clearer, that I tend to eat a lot! So maybe there is a literal meaning to that saying!

Can anyone else verify that this is a possibility through their own attempts at writing? I really am curious about this!

Have a Well Written Day!

Logical Religious Quiz – Unleashed

How long do you think the church would last if they Responsibly taught people to ‘Think for themselves’ before indoctrinating them into accepting their own beliefs in Ignorance?

Yes that is a ‘LOADED’ question! It’s loaded with a couple of very logical Truths!

Have a Logical Day!