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Scroll-5 Praise to the children of Mine

God (The Power within nature) is constantly testing us to see if we will make enough of the right choices that will get us closer to God itself.  Jesus Christ passed most of these tests which got him close enough to the God of nature, that he was able to give God a voice, that we could more clearly understand.  Then Christ started teaching people how to do exactly as he had done so that they could experience the same closeness to God as he was experiencing as he said on many occasions that anyone could do what he has already done.  Unfortunately, the church isn’t able to comprehend Christ’s teachings because of their own self-deceptions that have been causing them to get dumber as time goes on.  The church in its absolute confusion, isn’t the sharpest spoon in a bucket of knives.

Scroll-4 Praise to the children of God

The church likes to call me by many different names, doesn’t really matter to me as I was never into the whole name-calling thing.  There is a positive side to this story though.  This gives the church an opportunity, before they cease to exist, to do something they have never done before, to actually become responsible as well as grow up!

To Honor a man whose name has been destroyed by the church itself, who started the collapse of the world’s largest government of his time through his teachings, but information back then traveled very slowly, so it took a while for it to happen, I think I will maybe just do the same.

Humor – Dead Sea Scrolls Everywhere – Unleashed

A most curious Dead Sea scroll has just recently been found!

Apparently it had been written by someone who was hiding in a bush from Jesus and His disciples!

It seemed to be an argument of some sort and although much of it has been destroyed, this is what they were able to recover from it;

…and Jesus swung the fish around and slapped John with it while laughing joyously! John being the good man he was, turned the other cheek, only to get slapped even harder with a bigger fish!

In seeing this, Jesus wife Mary got enraged, took both fish from Jesus, And then leveled Him with a right upper cut, While the other disciples were roaring with laughter!…

The rest of the scroll was destroyed also!

The Jewish monastery has decided to keep this scroll hidden away until they can figure out what kind of fish was used in the fight!

-Doug Chandler